Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Poor appetite? What that can mean and how to get hungry again - The Washington Post

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I can read

Shock as Republican plan will raise Americans' utility bills by hundreds a year - Alternet

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for fakery

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

I actually pay taxes

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I can count

Coating satellites with super-black paint Vantablack could help fight light pollution crisis - Space

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t cotton to rapists

O'Malley's dad 'super relaxed' cornering title bout - ESPN

I don’t buy bullshit

I have complete contempt for traitorism

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

First Map Made of a Solid’s Secret Quantum Geometry - quantamagazine.org

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

I see through liars

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Federal judge approves $2.8B settlement, paving way for US colleges to pay athletes millions - ABC News

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity